23 Funny solve quotes

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  7 hours ago

  Share →: Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery.

  Commentary:
  Ready to crack the case of the midnight munchies with my trusty sidekick, Scooby-Doo! 🐾🔦🔍

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

  Commentary:
  Looks like they've initiated a game of "Guess the Context!" 🤔📱

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

  Commentary:
  Dropping diss tracks at work: making audits lyrical and office beefs chart-toppers! 🎤😄 #WatchOutDebbie

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  2 months ago

  Share →: When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

  Commentary:
  "Deciphering my notes is like living with an amateur escape room designer. 🤔🕵️‍♂️✍️ #MysteryInTheMargins"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, unleash your inner Hulk! 🥊🍋😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

  Commentary:
  Looks like coffee is the ultimate life hack! ☕️🤔 Without it, you're basically asking, "How do I function without my trusty liquid motivation?" 😂🌀 Seems like some problems just can't be caffeinated away! 🚫☕️ #WakeUpCall

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  4 months ago

  Share →: They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said money can't buy happiness clearly hasn't tried shopping therapy! 💸💁‍♀️💰 #ProblemSolving101"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew a tiny mosquito could teach us such a valuable lesson in diplomacy and self-control 🦟🤭 Always remember, violence is never the answer, especially when sensitive areas are involved! 😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like murder mysteries are the new CAPTCHA tests. 🔍💀 Better brush up on your detective skills and remember, Sherlock Holmes never had to deal with this nonsense! 🕵️‍♂️🔐 #BotDetective"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

  Commentary:
  ☕️😅 "Coffee: the temporary pause button for our inevitable journey towards chaos. It might not fix everything, but hey, at least we're not actively making things worse! Keep calm and caffeinate on, my friends! ☕️😜"

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