Funny quotes solve

17 Funny solve quotes

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

4 weeks ago

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

1 month ago

Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

2 months ago

Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

3 months ago

My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

3 months ago

Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

3 months ago

Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

3 months ago

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

3 months ago

Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

3 months ago

I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

3 months ago

I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

3 months ago

“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

3 months ago

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

3 months ago

If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

3 months ago

If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

3 months ago

Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

3 months ago

I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

3 months ago