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Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here eating Nutella from the jar with a spoon.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

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15,236

Dec 30, 2025

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Trending via Reddit:

I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

Spotted on Threads:

“She’s so self-centered”—who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

Trending via Slack:

My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

Just landed via Pinterest:

The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

Shared recently on Twitch:

Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

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Funny solve quotes bring a burst of laughter 💥 to the tricky moments when problems need cracking 🧩. They mix wit and wisdom 😄, turning challenges into chuckles 🤣. Whether you’re debugging life or just looking for a clever twist, these gems will brighten your day and spark some clever solutions 💡. Ready to smile while you solve? Let the fun begin! 🎉🕵️‍♂️

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A dinosaur as a pet would solve so many problems. Mainly, people problems.

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I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

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2 months ago

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I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

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2 months ago

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

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2 months ago

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Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

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2 months ago

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When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

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2 months ago

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They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

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2 months ago

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It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

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2 months ago

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Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

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2 months ago

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Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

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2 months ago

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29 shares on Twitch this month:

You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

15 shares on Reddit this month:

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

36 shares on Reddit this month:

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

30 shares on YouTube this month:

Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

77 shares on Reddit this month:

Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.

18 shares on Telegram this month:

If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

55 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

81 shares on Telegram this month:

I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

54 shares on TikTok this month:

I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

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Hot Jokes 💥

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

12 folks are currently checking 👀

If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Weddings should have a worst man.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Slack:

You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

Just shared via Telegram:

I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

Just shared via X:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

Shared recently on TikTok:

It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

Just shared via Telegram:

Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

Going viral on Facebook:

Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

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