24 Funny solve quotes — Wordgag ツ

I’m afraid that AI will quickly realize that the biggest problem on Earth is humans – and then solve the problem.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery.

1 month ago1 month ago

I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

2 months ago2 months ago

I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

2 months ago2 months ago

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

4 months ago4 months ago

Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

4 months ago4 months ago

When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

4 months ago4 months ago

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

6 months ago

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

6 months ago6 months ago

Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

Jan 28, 2025

My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

Jan 28, 2025

Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

Jan 27, 2025

Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

Jan 27, 2025

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

Jan 26, 2025

Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

Jan 26, 2025

I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

Jan 26, 2025

I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

Jan 26, 2025

“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

Jan 25, 2025

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

Jan 24, 2025