20 Funny solve quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  View →: When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.
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  2 months ago

  View →: When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?
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  3 months ago

  View →: They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.
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  3 months ago

  View →: It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.
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  5 months ago

  View →: After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

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