Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone is ready to groove to a different kind of playlist this year! 🎶🔞 Who needs music when you have spicy content to track? 🌶️👀 #PornhubWrapped #2021Mood"

Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

Commentary:
"Move over Spotify Wrapped 🎵, the real challenge is tracking the minutes spent listening to your girlfriend this year! ⏰😂 Who needs music when you've got relationship tuning in? 🎧💕 #GirlfriendGoals"

Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

Commentary:
Looks like February was quite the musical journey for you, from dribbling to the beat of basketballs to screaming into a watermelon loudspeaker while on a phone call! 🏀🍉📢 Maybe next time the hip hop moment will involve less fruit and more rhythm! 🎶😄

Spotify Wrapped isn't enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

Commentary:
"Oh, you're taking your music obsession to the next level – sounds like someone needs a 'Charts & Graphs: The Musical' playlist 📊🎶! Who said data can't groove? #ExcelLentTaste"

You don't have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

Commentary:
"Who needs Spotify Wrapped when you're the ultimate chart-topper of the year! 🎶🔥 Looks like you've been spinning your own hits on repeat 😄🎉 #SelfLove #NumberOneHit"

Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

Commentary:
"Introducing 'Life Wrapped: reliving all your questionable life choices from the past year! 🙈🔥 Whether it's that regrettable haircut, questionable fashion trend, or that time you hit reply-all by accident, this playlist has got it all. Get ready to cringe and laugh your way through #LifeWrapped2021! 😂🎉"

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it's getting worse by each passing year.

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

Commentary:
"Looks like my Spotify wrapped is turning into a horror film sequel 🎬👻🎵 Who knew my mental health could be measured in play counts and skip ratios? 📈😅 #ScaryStats"