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I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

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Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

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Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

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Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

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The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

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Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

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If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

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I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

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Going viral on Telegram:

Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

Just landed via Discord:

Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

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My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

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I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

Making waves on Twitch:

Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

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Funny Spotify Wrapped quotes

Funny Spotify Wrapped quotes are the perfect way to celebrate your year in music with a splash of humor 🎉🎧. Whether your playlists were full of guilty pleasures or unexpected jams, these witty lines add a cheeky twist to your music story 😜🎶. Ready to laugh at your own listening habits and share some viral vibes? Let’s dive into the funniest takes on your Wrapped results! 😂🔥

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6 months ago
Share →: Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone is ready to groove to a different kind of playlist this year! 🎶🔞 Who needs music when you have spicy content to track? 🌶️👀 #PornhubWrapped #2021Mood"
6 months ago
Share →: Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

Commentary:
"Move over Spotify Wrapped 🎵, the real challenge is tracking the minutes spent listening to your girlfriend this year! ⏰😂 Who needs music when you've got relationship tuning in? 🎧💕 #GirlfriendGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

Commentary:
Looks like February was quite the musical journey for you, from dribbling to the beat of basketballs to screaming into a watermelon loudspeaker while on a phone call! 🏀🍉📢 Maybe next time the hip hop moment will involve less fruit and more rhythm! 🎶😄
6 months ago
Share →: Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

Commentary:
"Oh, you're taking your music obsession to the next level – sounds like someone needs a 'Charts & Graphs: The Musical' playlist 📊🎶! Who said data can't groove? #ExcelLentTaste"
6 months ago
Share →: You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

Commentary:
"Who needs Spotify Wrapped when you're the ultimate chart-topper of the year! 🎶🔥 Looks like you've been spinning your own hits on repeat 😄🎉 #SelfLove #NumberOneHit"
6 months ago
Share →: Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

Commentary:
"Introducing 'Life Wrapped: reliving all your questionable life choices from the past year! 🙈🔥 Whether it's that regrettable haircut, questionable fashion trend, or that time you hit reply-all by accident, this playlist has got it all. Get ready to cringe and laugh your way through #LifeWrapped2021! 😂🎉"
6 months ago
Share →: Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

Commentary:
"Looks like my Spotify wrapped is turning into a horror film sequel 🎬👻🎵 Who knew my mental health could be measured in play counts and skip ratios? 📈😅 #ScaryStats"

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I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

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Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

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“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

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Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

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“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

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Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

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Shared recently on Slack:

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Just shared via Messenger:

Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

Live now on Threads:

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

Reported on Snapchat:

You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

Spotted on WeChat:

There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

Live now on Pinterest:

Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

Making waves on Discord:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

Trending via YouTube:

They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

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