14 Funny tattoo quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

  Commentary:
  "Regrets? Honey, I've had more names inked on me than a library card! 🤪💔 #TattooTales"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the perils of complimenting a tattoo without knowing what you're getting into! 🙈 Next time, just nod and smile, folks! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

  Commentary:
  💬 "After deleting more tweets than you can count, it's probably best to stick with temporary body art. Who needs a permanent reminder of their questionable choices, right? 😅💉 #TattooRegrets"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew your arm art could be a louder introvert than you? 🤭 Maybe next time opt for a temporary tattoo to keep the chats at a whisper level. 😜💬 #QuietTattooRegrets"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, tattoos might limit my job options, but have you seen my personality? It's a real game-changer! 😏💁‍♀️ Who needs a restrictive job when you have charisma oozing out of your pores, am I right?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it funny how the playing field of job opportunities is now equally dismal for everyone, tattoos or not? 🤣💼 It's like the only requirement for a good job now is… umm, having good luck? Or maybe just being a cat whisperer? 🐱🔮Oh, the times we live in! 😅

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs duty-free shopping when you can leave the airport with a new tattoo and a permanent reminder of that impulsive decision? 💉✈️ #TattedTraveler #YoloLayovers"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a comb-over when you can have a web-over? 🕷️💇‍♂️ Just remember, with great receding hairlines comes great responsibility to rock that spider web tattoo! 😉 #BadHairDayGoneGood"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the day when grandma's secret recipe is a killer tattoo instead of a delicious cake! 🍰💉 Who needs cookies when you can have ink, right? 🍪✨ #GrandmaGoals #TattooedAndTalented"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about keeping your secrets on lock! 🗝️🚪 Nothing says 'exclusive entrance' quite like a key hidden under a doormat. Maybe it's the secret passageway to the land of dad jokes! 😉 #UnlockThePunchlines"

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