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Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

Feb 2, 2026

Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

Jan 31, 2026

I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

Jan 30, 2026

I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

Jan 29, 2026

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

Jan 29, 2026

“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

Jan 23, 2026

I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

Jan 23, 2026

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

Jan 23, 2026

Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

Jan 23, 2026

In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

Jan 22, 2026

Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

Jan 22, 2026

What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

Jan 22, 2026

I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

Jan 20, 2026

“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

Jan 20, 2026

My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

Jan 20, 2026

I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

Jan 19, 2026

The dragon with the girl tattoo.

Jan 19, 2026