17 Funny tattoo quotes — Wordgag ツ

I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

2 days ago2 days ago

The dragon with the girl tattoo.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

2 months ago2 months ago

Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

5 months ago5 months ago

I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

Feb 12, 2025Feb 12, 2025

I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

Jan 28, 2025

“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

Jan 26, 2025

I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

Jan 26, 2025

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

Jan 26, 2025

Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

Jan 26, 2025

In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

Jan 26, 2025

Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

Jan 25, 2025

What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

Jan 24, 2025

I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

Jan 21, 2025

“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

Jan 20, 2025

My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

Jan 20, 2025