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- Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.
- I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.
- My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.
- My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.
- When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.
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- “Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?
- Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.
- Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.
- Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”
- My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.
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