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Funny therapy quotes

May 10
View →: I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.
Oct 15
View →: Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.
Sep 30
View →: I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.
Sep 30
View →: My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.
Sep 22
View →: Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.
Sep 22
View →: Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.