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Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

The art of staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Pouring Diet Coke directly into my gunshot wound.

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It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Twitter will always be your best app if you’re single, funny, or just depressed.

Freshly posted on Threads:

If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

Making waves on Instagram:

The hardest part of corporate life is pretending to care about things that don’t matter.

Just landed via Telegram:

150 years ago, you could just fake your death and go overseas and live a completely different life if you didn’t like the way the cards were originally dealt.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

Trending via Messenger:

A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

Just shared via Twitch:

I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

Spotted on Messenger:

Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.

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There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

14 shares on X this month:

I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

60 shares on WeChat this month:

How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

30 shares on Slack this month:

My superpower is embarrassing myself.

37 shares on X this month:

The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

60 shares on Reddit this month:

If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

42 shares on Instagram this month:

I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

43 shares on Pinterest this month:

“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

92 shares on Instagram this month:

My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

31 shares on Instagram this month:

Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

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Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.

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Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

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When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

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If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

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If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

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You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

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You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

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As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

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Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

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I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

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Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

“You’re crazy.” God forbid I keep my family traits alive.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Reddit:

Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

Spotted on Messenger:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

Going viral on WeChat:

Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Being naked with headphones on is so fun.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

Just shared via Telegram:

Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

Making waves on Pinterest:

What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

Going viral on Telegram:

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

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