Funny quotes therapy

34 Funny therapy quotes

Funny therapy quotes bring a refreshing touch of humor to the world of mental health and self-care! 🛋️😂 From playful insights into therapy sessions to witty observations about the therapeutic journey, these quotes offer a light-hearted way to appreciate the process of healing and self-discovery. Dive into these amusing reflections and find a smile amidst the seriousness! 😄🧠

Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

2 weeks ago

Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

2 weeks ago

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

1 month ago

I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

1 month ago

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

2 months ago

Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

2 months ago

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

3 months ago

Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

3 months ago

A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

3 months ago

Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

3 months ago

It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

3 months ago

I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

3 months ago

Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

3 months ago

“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

3 months ago

Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

3 months ago

Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

3 months ago

The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

3 months ago

In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

3 months ago

The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

3 months ago

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

3 months ago