70 Funny therapy quotes — Wordgag ツ

Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

1 month ago1 month ago

Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

1 month ago1 month ago

Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

2 months ago2 months ago

I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.

2 months ago2 months ago

Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

2 months ago2 months ago

Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

2 months ago2 months ago

Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

2 months ago2 months ago

My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

2 months ago2 months ago

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

2 months ago2 months ago

At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

2 months ago2 months ago

If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

2 months ago2 months ago

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

2 months ago2 months ago

My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

2 months ago2 months ago

A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

2 months ago2 months ago

Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

2 months ago2 months ago