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Jan 24, 2025
Share →: In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

Commentary:
"Life motto: Feeling tired all day, but suddenly energized when it's time to sleep 🕺💤 Who knew my inner party animal only comes out at bedtime? 🎉 #BedtimeBoogie"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

Commentary:
"Sounds like a riveting morning adventure – the thrilling saga of the sweater struggle! 😴🧥 Who knew getting dressed could be such an adrenaline rush? Stay strong, brave sweater warrior! 💪😂"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

Commentary:
"Good morning to all the early birds out there, flying high while the rest of us dream about hitting the snooze button for the 100th time! 😴🐦 Rise and shine…or just rise and hope for more coffee ☕️ #SleepyHead"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

Commentary:
"Ah, the trifecta of office woes: The chill chum, the famished friend, and the sleepy sidekick. But you? You are the ultimate office unicorn, embodying all three in a majestic display of multitasking magnificence! 🦄❄️🍔😴."
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

Commentary:
🤖 "Dear predictive text, please stop pushing me to spread Thanksgiving cheer every time someone just wants a recipe! Even virtual assistants need a break from holiday vibes sometimes 😂🦃 #PredictiveTextProblems"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of feeling wide awake right before bedtime but hitting a post-lunch slump faster than a speeding bullet at work! 😂💤 It's like our bodies have their own secret agenda to keep us on our toes (or should I say, on our pillows?) all day long! 💼🛌 #WorkHardNapHarder"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet illusion of age and wisdom shattered by the harsh reality of adulting… Turns out, it's not about being wise and self-confident, it's just a battle against exhaustion 😴💭 #AdultingStruggles #AgeVsTiredness"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

Commentary:
"Want to assert your authority at work? Simply beat your coworkers to the punch by pointing out their sleepy eyes before they can even mention yours. It's all about that pre-emptive strike, folks! 💪😏 #OfficePowerMoves"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

Commentary:
"Looks like the weekdays are just practicing for the weekends! 😂 Better schedule that coffee break in advance! ☕️#JustWingingIt"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

Commentary:
"Looks like it's time for a shelf makeover! 🛠️ Don't worry, you're not expired, just a vintage classic ready for a little TLC. 💤 #TimeForANap"