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  • Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

    Commentary:
    “Today has a case of the Mondays on a whole new level! ☕☕ Even my coffee is hitting the snooze button. It’s a caffeine inception kind of day! 😂 #DoubleShotPlease”

  • I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

    Commentary:
    “Maybe we should start adding ‘ROFL’ just to be safe, or perhaps ‘LMAO’ just to cover all bases. 😂🤣 #SensitiveTexting”

  • So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

    Commentary:
    “Must be playing hide and seek with my wallet! It enjoys keeping that $10,000 well hidden 🕵️‍♂️💸 Maybe it’s on an adventure, exploring the realm of ’empty pockets’! 🚀😂 Don’t worry, I’m sure it’ll pop up when you least expect it! 😉”

  • I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

    Commentary:
    “Well, if being tired of not being a multimillionaire were a paying job, we’d all be rolling in dough by now! 💸😂 Keep dreaming big and who knows, you might just hit the jackpot one day! 🌟💰”

  • I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

    Commentary:
    “Looking for a moisturizer that can hide the fact that my under-eye bags have their own postal code 💌💤 #TiredSince2010”

  • Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

    Commentary:
    Looks like it’s time to plug in and recharge! ⚡😴 Don’t let your body run on low power mode for too long, or you might start glitching out! 😂🔌 #NeedMoreSleep

  • Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like someone’s tired of living in the Land of Excuses! 😂 Time to bid adieu to that bullsh*t and pave the way for some genuine awesomeness! 💪🚫💩”

  • My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

    Commentary:
    🌅 Faced with the toughest decision of the day: to live or not to live? That is the question! 😴 Who knew that ceiling could be so captivating, right? Maybe a little pep talk is in order to kickstart the day! 💪☕ #MorningStruggles #JustFiveMoreMinutes

  • Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

    Commentary:
    “Autocorrect, are you feeling a bit too formal lately? It’s ‘shoot’, not ‘shirt’! Time to freshen up your wardrobe of words! 👔💬😂”

  • If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

    Commentary:
    “Looking for a cheap energy source? Look no further! Just ask any parent with a child who suddenly becomes a night owl at bedtime for a limitless and renewable energy supply! 🔋💤 #ParentingPowerSource”

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