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6 months ago
Share →: Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Me: *sends enthusiastic text about work*

Boss: *ignores*

Me: *cries in emojis* 😭💔

Who knew excitement was a one-sided affair at the office? 🤷‍♂️💼 #MondayBlues"
6 months ago
Share →: My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Looks like your neighbor is living in a time warp where Rolexes disappear into thin air! ⌚🌀 Maybe talking about it too much attracted a time thief… 👀 #RolexMystery"
6 months ago
Share →: The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

Commentary:
Of course! Here you go: 🍕😄 "The pizza delivery guys must have the best job security – they basically say 'see you tomorrow' to half the city! Who needs a crystal ball when you have a stack of pizza boxes? 🔮🍕"
6 months ago
Share →: The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

Commentary:
"Time to 'take out' any drama and let the bins shine tomorrow! 🗑️✨😂"
6 months ago
Share →: “Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

Commentary:
"Sorry, can't downgrade my worth even for a day! 💁‍♀️💸 #sorrynotsorry"
6 months ago
Share →: Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

Commentary:
Procrastination level: expert! 😅 Why do today what you can definitely, maybe do at some point in the future, right? 🤷‍♂️ Just add it to the never-ending to-do list! 😂 #ProcrastinationGoals
6 months ago
Share →: Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic duck and dodge strategy – the ultimate game of life dodgeball! 🦆💨 May your aim be quick and your reflexes quicker, dear friend. Remember, sometimes it's best to let fate find a new target. 😂 #LifeDodging"
6 months ago
Share →: I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Planning for the future like… 😴💤 Who knew napping required such diligent scheduling! Maybe we can pencil in a siesta for next week too? 📆😂 #FutureNapGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Sex is like my hair – sparse and elusive! 🙈 Maybe it's playing hard to get? Or perhaps it's just practicing social distancing? Whatever the reason, at this rate, tomorrow's forecast calls for more Netflix and less… well, hair-raising adventures! 💁‍♂️🚫"
6 months ago
Share →: “Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal question: 'Are you busy tomorrow?' 🤔 Well, my availability hinges on the nature of your request. Will it be tackling Mount Laundry, defeating the dishes, or embarking on a noble quest to find the remote control? 🧹🍽️🗡️ Let me know, and I'll consider rearranging my hectic schedule of Netflix marathons and cat naps accordingly! 😄"