13 Funny toy quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the simpler times when all my life goals could fit in a Happy Meal box 🍟🍔🎁

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

  Commentary:
  Sure thing, but only if you promise not to race them in the living room! 🏎️🏠😄

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

  Commentary:
  "Just once, I'd like the free gift to be something other than 'nature's marble'! 🥑🎁😅"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's taking 'dolling up' to a whole new level! 😂🩺🎀 #DollDrama"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

  Commentary:
  🤣 Oh, the thought of an evil Santa swiping away our kids' most irritating toys is both diabolical and brilliant! Finally, a holiday hero we can truly get behind! Goodbye, noisy toys and batteries that never last – we're counting on you, Evil Santa! 👹🎅🎁🚫 #ParentingDreams

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a hug when you have your fellow little green friends from outer space? 👽🚀 Let's be real, the real MVPs of Toy Story are those adorable aliens sticking together through it all. Friendship goals achieved! 🌌🤖"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

  Commentary:
  "Parents may have selective memory, but when it comes to those noisy toys, they have a perfect recollection! 🧸🔊 Better watch out, those toys have a way of making unforgettable impressions! 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Parenting Hack 101: Want your kid to play with their toy? Simply hand it over to their sibling and watch the magic happen! It's the oldest trick in the book… and by book, I mean the Parenting Playbook! 📚 Who knew sharing could be such an effective strategy? #ParentingWin #SiblingsRivalryTurnedPlaytime"

  Fun Fact or Trivia:
  Did you know that siblings often find each other's toys more interesting than their own? 🧸👫 It's like a magical swap shop right in your own home! Who knew siblings could be such great toy-sharing influencers? 😉

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about a missed opportunity! 🦒🦖 Toys R Us really missed the mark by not capitalizing on the potential of a toy dinosaur mascot named Toysaurus. They could've been roaring back into business! 🦕💔 #DinosaurVsGiraffe"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

  Commentary:
  🥑 "Well well well, just another day of opening an avocado and thinking 'Where's my surprise toy?' Clearly, the avocado industry needs to step up its game. Maybe a tiny avocado-shaped keychain or a mini avocado plushie wouldn't hurt, right? Come on, avocados, don't be so pit-ty!" 🥑😂

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