Funny toy quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's taking 'dolling up' to a whole new level! 😂🩺🎀 #DollDrama"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

  Commentary:
  🤣 Oh, the thought of an evil Santa swiping away our kids' most irritating toys is both diabolical and brilliant! Finally, a holiday hero we can truly get behind! Goodbye, noisy toys and batteries that never last – we're counting on you, Evil Santa! 👹🎅🎁🚫 #ParentingDreams

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a hug when you have your fellow little green friends from outer space? 👽🚀 Let's be real, the real MVPs of Toy Story are those adorable aliens sticking together through it all. Friendship goals achieved! 🌌🤖"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

  Commentary:
  "Parents may have selective memory, but when it comes to those noisy toys, they have a perfect recollection! 🧸🔊 Better watch out, those toys have a way of making unforgettable impressions! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Parenting Hack 101: Want your kid to play with their toy? Simply hand it over to their sibling and watch the magic happen! It's the oldest trick in the book… and by book, I mean the Parenting Playbook! 📚 Who knew sharing could be such an effective strategy? #ParentingWin #SiblingsRivalryTurnedPlaytime"

  Fun Fact or Trivia:
  Did you know that siblings often find each other's toys more interesting than their own? 🧸👫 It's like a magical swap shop right in your own home! Who knew siblings could be such great toy-sharing influencers? 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about a missed opportunity! 🦒🦖 Toys R Us really missed the mark by not capitalizing on the potential of a toy dinosaur mascot named Toysaurus. They could've been roaring back into business! 🦕💔 #DinosaurVsGiraffe"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

  Commentary:
  🥑 "Well well well, just another day of opening an avocado and thinking 'Where's my surprise toy?' Clearly, the avocado industry needs to step up its game. Maybe a tiny avocado-shaped keychain or a mini avocado plushie wouldn't hurt, right? Come on, avocados, don't be so pit-ty!" 🥑😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the beloved Lego bricks – a magical combination of pain and grace! 💃🩹 Who knew a simple misstep could lead to such elegant dance moves? 😂👣 #LegoBallet"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the ever-elusive surprise in the avocado – nature's original mystery box! 🥑🎁 It's like a game of culinary roulette… will you strike creamy green gold, or face the disappointment of yet another overripe avocado? The hard core is indeed nature's way of keeping us humble in our quest for that perfect guacamole moment. Perhaps one day we'll discover the true purpose behind this puzzling pit… or maybe we should just stick to chips instead!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

  Commentary:
  Well, someone has definitely been snooping around in Barbie's closet! 🙈 Let's hope Ken doesn't find out, or there might be some plastic drama on their hands! 💁‍♂️👸 #ClosetConfessions #BarbieExposé

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