Funny toy quotes

Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025