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Funny toy quotes

What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

1 day ago

Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

3 months ago

Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

3 months ago

If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

3 months ago

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

3 months ago

Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

3 months ago

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

3 months ago

When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

3 months ago

Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

3 months ago