17 Funny toy quotes

• Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.

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  1 month ago

  back, call, childhood, Facetime, family, humiliating, humiliation, i, me, nephew, relationship, sharing, show, sibling, sibling relationship, technology, toy, toys, video, video call

• I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

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  childhood, commercial, happy, happy meal, humor, i, meal, memory, miss, nostalgia, problem, toy

• Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

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  1 month ago

  car, collection, hobby, hot, Hot Wheels, humor, i, over, playful, toy, visit, wheels

• Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

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  1 month ago

  another, avocado, ball, different, disappointment, frustration, gift, humor, kill, makers, put, sarcasm, surprise, toy, wooden, wooden ball

• At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

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  1 month ago

  appendicitis, Barbie, Barbie doll, Doc, doll, help, humor, joke, me, medical, medical humor, plastic, plastic surgeon, plastic surgery, please, surgeon, surgery, toy

• What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

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  annoying, annoying toy, children’s toy, children’s, Christmas, Christmas joke, evil, evil Santa, holiday, holiday humor, humor, joke, most, need, Santa, theft, toy, toy theft, toys

• Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

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  alien, aliens, emotion, emotional, friendship, humor, nostalgia, Pixar, story, thinking, toy, Toy Story

• Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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  childhood, family, forget, house, humor, memory, never, noisy, noisy toy, parents, things, toy, toys

• If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

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  1 month ago

  advice, family, follow, give, hack, humor, just, kid, me, parenting, play, sibling, toy, want

• Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

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  1 month ago

  branding, business, dinosaur, giraffe, humor, man, mascot, r, right, stupid, toy, toys, Toys R Us, Toysaurus, us

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