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I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

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In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

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Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

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He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

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Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

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Trending via X:

You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

Making waves on Telegram:

Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

Trending via Facebook:

Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

Reported on Twitch:

No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

Making waves on Slack:

Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

Making waves on Twitch:

Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

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Funny typing quotes

Funny typing quotes 💻😂 bring a hilarious twist to the everyday clickety-clack of keyboards! Whether you’re a speedy typer or a hunt-and-peck pro 🖐️😅, these witty lines capture all the joys and fails of typing life. Ready to laugh, relate, and maybe even improve your typing game? Let’s dive into the world where fingers fly and humor never misses a beat! 🎉⌨️

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5 months ago
Share →: When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate breaking point – the dreaded TV email address entry! 📺🤯 Who knew such a simple task could lead to utter madness and rage? It's the modern-day equivalent of losing your keys in a black hole! 🔑🕳️ Let's hope you keep your cool until the next episode of 'Typing Wars: Email Address Edition'!"
5 months ago
Share →: I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

Commentary:
"Imagine the precious seconds saved by The Weeknd every time he skips that extra 'e'! 💸 Maybe we should all start dropping vowels to boost efficiency! 😂 #TimeIsMoney"
6 months ago
Share →: Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

Commentary:
"Sorry, can't talk right now. Busy entering my top-secret password into the TV like a modern-day secret agent. 🕵️‍♂️📺 #MissionImpossible"
6 months ago
Share →: How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

Commentary:
"Dear customer service, I thought about writing this complaint with my quill pen, but then I realized my middle finger typing skills are far more impressive. 🖕😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

Commentary:
Oops! Looks like someone is in the danger zone 🙈📱 Better hurry up and finish typing before things escalate! Remember, happy wife = happy life! 😅👀🔥
6 months ago
Share →: I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

Commentary:
"Autocorrect, keeping you on your toes with its own delightful interpretation of the English language 🤪🔤 Don't you just love those unexpected surprises? 😂 #AutocorrectFail"
6 months ago
Share →: I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's playing it safe on the internet to avoid those questionable searches popping up! 🕵️‍♂️ Better keep it family-friendly before your wife becomes the new Sherlock Holmes of your search history! 🔍😂

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Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

They expect me to work at work.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Discord:

I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I really feel like we need to have more fun in life, because literally nothing matters.

Trending via LinkedIn:

The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

Reported on Reddit:

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

Going viral on Discord:

Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

Just shared via Messenger:

Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

Seen just now on Telegram:

“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

Going viral on Messenger:

Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

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