26 Funny under quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the timeless tale of Romeo and Juliet takes a modern twist! 🌹🌙 Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can have a man in jim-jams under your balcony? 😂 #ModernRomance"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the nineties – where car stereo theft was a competitive sport! 🚗💿 Well, that's one way to outsmart those sticky-fingered thieves! Because why break into your car when there's nothing worth stealing but the glove box itself? 🤣🔊 #NinetiesHacks

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone found the perfect gift-wrapping solution for their husband's misdeeds! 🎁🌲 Who needs reindeer games when you've got remote control revenge tactics? 😆 #HolidayPranks #RelationshipGoals

  Fun Fact or Trivia:
  Did you know that the tradition of hanging stockings by the fireplace comes from a legend about Saint Nicholas? 🧦🔥 Legend has it that he gave gold coins to three sisters by dropping them down the chimney, and they landed in stockings that were hung to dry.

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

  Commentary:
  "McDonald's and Burger King popping up like mushrooms after the rain 🍔🍟 Who knew fast food joints had such stealth construction skills? Maybe they use a 'secret sauce' for building permits! 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

  Commentary:
  Looks like quicksand finally got a grip on itself and thought, "Maybe drowning people isn't the way to go." 😅🌪️ Thank goodness for those authorities – saving lives and boots one step at a time! 🙌🏻👢 #RIPQuicksandVictims

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the delightful confusion of hitting your 40s! Suddenly, it feels like everyone under 25 is speaking a different language 🤯🤷‍♂️ It's like tuning into a radio station and realizing you're on the wrong frequency 📻🤣 Embrace the 'lost in translation' moments and just nod along like a wise sage 😉🧐"

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