41 Funny under quotes

• “You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

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  humor, idiocy, idiot, observation, sarcasm, sky, under, weather, wit

• I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

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  2 months ago

  am, communication, expectations, humor, i, individuality, obligation, sarcasm, sense, under

• I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

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  account, am, create, create account, frustration, humor, i, online, technology, tyranny, under

• Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

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  2 months ago

  baby, Christmas, gift, holiday, humor, me, mental, mental stability, Santa, stability, tree, under, wish

• I can’t work under these festive conditions.

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  2 months ago

  conditions, distractions, festive, humor, i, productivity, under, work

• When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

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  cleverness, critic, de, food, humor, i, nom, nom de plume, plume, pun, restaurant, under, writing

• I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.

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  2 months ago

  actually, couch, exercise, humor, i, laziness, me, procrastination, protection, under, workout

• I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

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  anything, bad, bad hair day, black, black cape, cape, day, hair, humor, incorrect, incorrect part, incorrectly, lights, me, never, parted, sadness, salon, seen, self-deprecation, under, wet, wet hair

• “AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

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  AI, boss, bus, coming, coworker, done, humor, ID, jobs, office, responsibility, sarcasm, soon, throw, under, work, workplace

• An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

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  awkward, awkward moment, dim, dim lights, exam, eye, eye exam, funny situation, lights, menu, moment, optometrist, read, situation, test, under, vision, vision test, where

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