87 Funny wanted quotes

• I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

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  adulthood, adults, annoying, expectations, generation, humor, i, irony, just, music, never, nobody, wanted, younger, younger generation

• Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

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  daylight, humor, irony, perspective, question, saved, time, wanted

• My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

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  days, humor, i, internet, kids, nostalgia, olden, olden days, parenting, scream, spooky, spooky story, story, technology, used, wanted

• Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

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  expectation, experience, humor, lesson, want, wanted

• I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

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  buy, buying, celebration, consumerism, different, humor, i, irony, need, shopping, thing, want, wanted

• The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

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  adventure, Africa, humor, i, last, me, missionary, relationship, remote, remote village, time, travel, try, village, wanted

• Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

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  dinner, downstairs, eat, enemies, enemies to lovers, family, family dinner, gay, good, humor, i, ID, just, lovers, man, only, parents, relationship, stereotype, wanted, woman, yell

• I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

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  activity, attached, commitment, decision, fun, fun activity, going, humor, i, learn, music, no strings attached, play, something, strings, violin, wanted

• That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

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  awesome, craving, desire, eat, food, fridge, happiness, kitchen, moment, open, snack, surprise, thing, wanted

• When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

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  40, age, birthday, growing, growing up, humor, i, kid, nostalgia, older, say, turning, turning 40, wanted

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