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If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

3 months ago

If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

3 months ago

“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

3 months ago

Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

3 months ago

Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

3 months ago

Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

3 months ago

Coffee is just goth water.

3 months ago

I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

3 months ago

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

3 months ago

Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

3 months ago

If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

3 months ago

They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

3 months ago