225 Funny where quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

  Commentary:
  "Remember your roots – that's where you parked your ride! 🚗😄 Don't wander too far, or you might end up taking the bus home. 🚌😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

  Commentary:
  🤪📚 "Hmm, let's see… Ah, here it is! Page 47, Section 3.5: 'Thou shalt not unleash random weird noises that disturb thy cubicle neighbors.' Looks like you're officially busted! Better start practicing your silent mime routines instead! 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

  Commentary:
  🔥 When you thought it was all about rescuing cute fluffy kitties, but then it's time to slide down the fire pole and face the real deal! 🚒🔥 "We're going where?" Oh, dear volunteer firefighter, get ready for some purr-fectly unexpected adventures ahead! 😺🔥 #NotJustCatRescues #FirefighterLife

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

  Commentary:
  "ChatGPT might have all the answers, except when it comes to the mysterious case of the missing keys! 🔍🗝️ Looks like we're all in trouble if it ever cracks that code, better call the lawyers!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old question of date planning with a time limit! 🕒 How about we start with breakfast in Paris, lunch in Tokyo, and wrap it up with dinner under the stars in the Maldives? 🥐🍣🌌 Don't worry, we'll have fast transportation and even faster wit to match! 💫😉"

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