121 Funny world quotes

• I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

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  2 months ago

  beer, hear, hold, humor, i, judgment, know, much, needs, online, people, perception, pressure, self-judgment, world, yourself

• I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

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  2 months ago

  apocalypse, complete, game, hope, i, life, needs, save, skills, teen, teens, video, video game, waste, world

• A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

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  2 months ago

  end, fundraising, humor, hunger, irony, jar, media, satire, social, social media, swear, swear jar, Twitter, world, world hunger

• World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

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  2 months ago

  domination, even, humor, i, myself, responsibility, self, want, world, world domination

• The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

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  2 months ago

  chemistry, electron, electrons, humor, joke, moron, neutron, neutrons, proton, protons, science, world

• The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

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  2 months ago

  cinema, entertainment, escape, favorite, forget, hours, literally, movie, relaxation, vibe, world

• I think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this.

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  2 months ago

  emotion, humor, i, love, me, move, movement, positivity, self-confidence, sexy, still, think, world

• Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

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  2 months ago

  always, back, bed, bedtime, creature, humor, kid, night, parenting, sleep, thirstiest, times, whole, world

• There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

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  2 months ago

  activity, choices, experience, fun, fun activity, humor, life, life choices, people, perspective, retail, retail experience, shopping, types, types of people, Walmart, world

• If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

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  2 months ago

  advice, alert, caution, humor, kings, planet, relationship, remember, stay, stay alert, world

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