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I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

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As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

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It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

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I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

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Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

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Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

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Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

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Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

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Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

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Just shared via Snapchat:

Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

Live now on Slack:

With great power comes a huge electric bill.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

Live now on Instagram:

Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

Spotted on Messenger:

Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

Shared recently on Telegram:

The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

Making waves on Telegram:

Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

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6 months ago
Share →: Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone took the term 'cringe-worthy' to a whole new level! 🤦‍♂️😂 Can we get a special category for 'Epic Fail' next time, please? 🙏🚫 #YouTubeStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

Commentary:
"Looks like love has evolved from heart emojis to YouTube views 📺❤️ Who needs romance when you've got cat videos and DIY tutorials, right? 😂💔 #modernlove"
6 months ago
Share →: Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

Commentary:
Oh, absolutely! I can already imagine the title: "Tutorial Tuesday: How to Slay with Sophistication". 💁‍♀️💄 Let's see those influencers swapping contouring tips for conversational finesse! Who needs a fierce winged eyeliner when you can rock a killer 'please' and 'thank you' combo? 💁‍♂️✨ #MannersMakeover
6 months ago
Share →: That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

Commentary:
🤳📱💻📧 When you've successfully completed the social media circuit and it's finally time to tackle work, but then… *cue the glamorous entrance of YouTube* 🎥💃 Who knew procrastination could have such a catchy soundtrack? 😅 #JustOneMoreVideo
6 months ago
Share →: Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

Commentary:
🤣🎥 "In the latest episode of 'Will It Hurt If I Drop It On My Foot?' – featuring all your favorite everyday objects – stay tuned to witness the thrilling moments of gravity vs. toes! Just remember to subscribe, like, and please don't try this at home… unless you've got really sturdy shoes! 😂🦶 #YouTubeShenanigans"
6 months ago
Share →: Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern way to stargaze 🌌📱! Who needs constellations when you have YouTube, right? 🌟📺 #TechSavvyKids #StarryScreenTime"
6 months ago
Share →: I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

Commentary:
"Who needs a spotless house when you can binge-watch cleaning videos instead? 🧹✨ Procrastination level: expert! 😅 #Priorities"

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Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Threads:

Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

Just shared via Slack:

Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

Just shared via Facebook:

I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

Trending via X:

When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

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I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

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