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God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

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Opened two gifts this morning, and they were my eyes.

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Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

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The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

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Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

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Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

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This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

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To everyone who opens the fridge, stares, and closes it hoping new snacks will appear… You’re my people.

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I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

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I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

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The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

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Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

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I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

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You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

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In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

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If we breakup because you “wanna focus on school,” I better see you in Harvard.

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Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you refuse to let go of.

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I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

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Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.

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Aura is the real business card.

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McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

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Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

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When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

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I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

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A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

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Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

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Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

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The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

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I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

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You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

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