I only sleep so my phone can get the night off. Commentary:Ah, the modern struggle of giving our phones much-needed rest! 📱💤 Who needs beauty sleep when your phone is begging for a break? Maybe we should start a petition for phone vacations! 😂 #PhoneDeservesABreak Related Funny Posts 🤝 Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom. Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet. Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife. Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in. Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.