💾 Save Image I only sleep so my phone can get the night off. 2 days ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Ah, the modern struggle of giving our phones much-needed rest! 📱💤 Who needs beauty sleep when your phone is begging for a break? Maybe we should start a petition for phone vacations! 😂 #PhoneDeservesABreak Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom. Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet. Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife. Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’ Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: break, humor, i, night, only, phone, rest, sleep, technology
