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The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

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The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

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You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

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I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

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Imagine being social on social media.

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I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

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With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.