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I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

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At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

2 months ago

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Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

3 months ago

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Unpopular opinion: I do enjoy third-wheeling if the couple is fun.

5 months ago

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Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

2 months ago

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If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

2 months ago

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That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

85 shares on Snapchat this month:

You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

92 shares on Discord this month:

Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

57 shares on Threads this month:

I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

75 shares on Reddit this month:

Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

57 shares on Threads this month:

They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

42 shares on Pinterest this month:

Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.

33 shares on Reddit this month:

Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

49 shares on Twitch this month:

I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

82 shares on X this month:

The problem with salad is, it’s salad.

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Having sex with the same person gets freakier and nastier each time.

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Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

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Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

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If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Netflix & by yourself.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

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Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

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Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

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Not going is the new leaving early.

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I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

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Spotted on Threads:

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Making waves on Messenger:

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

Trending via Telegram:

Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

Going viral on Twitch:

It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

Breaking via Twitch:

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

Trending via Twitch:

If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

Just landed via Reddit:

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

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I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

Unpopular opinion: I do enjoy third-wheeling if the couple is fun.

Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

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