Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

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Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

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I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

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Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

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Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

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Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

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Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

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Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

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“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

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You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

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I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.