Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for? Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppJust once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck. Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man. I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin. I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back. Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.
