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University is more like teaching yourself for a class you paid for.

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As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

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Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

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A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

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89 shares on Instagram this month:

Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

41 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

14 shares on Messenger this month:

From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

50 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

70 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

51 shares on Twitch this month:

If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

34 shares on Messenger this month:

I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

89 shares on Messenger this month:

I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

58 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

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I find pleasure in closing tabs in my wife’s brain. This worry… done. That task… complete.

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I am stoned and laying in bed reading, and the idea of Santa going on Ozempic popped into my head, and I whispered, “No!”

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A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

“I’m depressed because there’s not enough cheese in this world to satisfy my hunger for it.”

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It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

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(at an incredibly low point in my life) I should start dating again.

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My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

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Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

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Freshly posted on Twitch:

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.

Spotted on Facebook:

Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

Trending via WeChat:

“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

Seen just now on Slack:

Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

Shared recently on YouTube:

As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

Making waves on Telegram:

If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.

Going viral on X:

People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

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As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

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