Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

Commentary:
“Those poor ghosts, no caller ID to screen out pesky spirits dialing in from the other side! 👻☎️ Better hope they don’t leave a voicemail asking for help with their haunting issues!”

Advertisement

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • “Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?
  • Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.
  • I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.
  • Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.
  • What is rizz if not swag persevering?!