Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Those poor ghosts, no caller ID to screen out pesky spirits dialing in from the other side! ๐ปโ๏ธ Better hope they don't leave a voicemail asking for help with their haunting issues!" Related Funny Posts ๐ค Letโs tell the truth cell phone. I donโt have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls. Donโt even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now. I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts. You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you donโt answer. We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them. Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour. Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.