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Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand T-shirt. She couldn’t even name three other main causes of the outbreak of World War I.

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I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

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If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

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Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

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Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

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Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.

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83 shares on Facebook this month:

I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

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Don’t worry, darling, you won’t break me. Someone already beat you to it.

33 shares on Reddit this month:

Is it just my dad, or do all fathers watch videos on their phones with the volume full blast, with no concern for anyone else in the house?

65 shares on Threads this month:

No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

61 shares on Facebook this month:

The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

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That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.

24 shares on Telegram this month:

Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

80 shares on X this month:

Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

50 shares on Threads this month:

I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

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Getting a random boner is a bit funny. Like, what is it, boy? What do you see?

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My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

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By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

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Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

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Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

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I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

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At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

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When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

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Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

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My first mistake was leaving the womb.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

For your own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no.

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My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

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I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

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Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

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If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

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Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

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Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

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Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand T-shirt. She couldn’t even name three other main causes of the outbreak of World War I.

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.

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