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I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

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“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

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In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

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Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

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When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

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Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

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If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

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I decided to be me and now we have a problem.