Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

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Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

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I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

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Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

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Have you tried complaining about it?

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Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

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The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

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The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

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“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

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I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.