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Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot on my couch. Absolute chaos over here.

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No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

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“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

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My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

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(Flirting) What’s every single thing you’ve ever thought?

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My favorite hobby is withering away.

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Parents be like “Boys are easier,” and then their daughter has to save the family from ruin.

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I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

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If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

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I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

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When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

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I need a room full of mirrors because I want to be surrounded by winners.

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My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

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I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

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A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

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Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

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You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

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Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

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Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

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The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

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Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

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Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

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Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

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Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

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As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

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Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

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My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

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Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

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What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

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Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

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I wish more dumb people were shy.

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Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

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When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

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Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

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There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

Today I learned that up to half of the worker ants in a colony are only pretending to work, just looking busy so they don’t get tasked with anything. I respect ants so much more.

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I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

Is this simulation from Temu?

Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.

They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

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Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

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I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

Can’t wait to overuse the “My husband said,” “Let me phone my husband,” “I’ll ask my husband.”

What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

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Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

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