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Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

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If I were to “picture everybody in the room naked,” I would be stunned and in awe of the beauty and diversity of the human form before me. But thanks for the advice.

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Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

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The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

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At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

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Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

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I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.