To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in… Commentary:This to-do list looks like it’s seeking a promotion to disaster manager! 🐱🔥🥚🐦🚫 Related Funny Posts 🤝 “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it. Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses. Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore. I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals. I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.
