To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:This to-do list looks like itβs seeking a promotion to disaster manager! π±π₯π₯π¦π« Related Funny Posts π€ βDonβt bite the hand that feeds you!β Maybe just donβt bite hands. Shouldnβt have to qualify it. Canβt believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses. Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore. I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals. I’m just going to flip this omeletteβ¦ Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.