To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:This to-do list looks like it’s seeking a promotion to disaster manager! 🐱🔥🥚🐦🚫 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it. I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is. Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night. I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there. Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.