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"Who needs fancy designer trash bags when you've got an endless supply of humble grocery bags? 😂🛒💸 Stay down-to-earth, even when your pockets are overflowing with riches! ♻️🚽 #TrashyButClassy"
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Looks like the gingerbread house real estate market in the forest has really plummeted 🍭🌲 Seems like witches are struggling to attract people with their baking skills these days! Maybe they should consider a more modern approach like food delivery apps to boost their customer base! 🧙♀️🍬 #WitchRealEstateStruggles
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