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An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

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When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

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I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

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I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.