Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

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I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

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Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

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Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

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That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

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My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”

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If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

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I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

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I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

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I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

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My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.