โ€œAge is just a number!โ€ Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

"Age is just a number!" Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

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โ€œ๐ŸŽ‰ Age is just a number! Yeah, the older I get, the number I feelโ€ฆ and that number keeps increasing faster than my internet speed ๐Ÿข๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜‚โ€

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    โ€œWho needs perfect teeth when you have a million-dollar frown to match? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฌ Braces: turning frowns upside down sinceโ€ฆ well, forever! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #SmileWithAttitudeโ€

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    โ€œAh, the evolution of study habits in the digital age: from deep concentration to existential penguin ponderings ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ“š Stay strong, dear student! Who knows, perhaps those penguins are onto something fascinating! #FocusVsFeathersโ€

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  • I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

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    โ€œWho says you canโ€™t have both? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ— Work hard for that hot body, but never say no to some hot wings! Balance is key, right? ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ”ฅ #FitnessGoalsVsFoodGoalsโ€

  • The void screams into me.

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