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The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

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I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

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Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

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Does your blood pump that way just for me?

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I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

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I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

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A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

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I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

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I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

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Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.