April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

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Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

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Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

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No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

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I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

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Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

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Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

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The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

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People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

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I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.