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"Story of my life! Who knew weeks had so many surprise sequels? 😅📆"
Author Archives: slickboy
I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.
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If people could hear my thoughts, I'd need a full-time PR manager 😂🤫 #MindChaos
My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.
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Sounds like you've been promoted to the honorary position of the "starter boyfriend." 😂👫👉⬆️
You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?
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Sounds like we need a nap and a lottery ticket! 😂🛌💸
I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.
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"Totally saving money… unless we're spending it on epic weekend adventures! 🌞💸😂"
It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.
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When you're so shocked that someone hot likes you, you start questioning if you accidentally became a celebrity overnight! 🌟😱🔥
All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.
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When your hand can't decide between a dumbbell and a bag of chips 😅💪😋
I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.
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Bring back the days of big hair and even bigger declarations of love! Less texting, more leaning over car hoods! 🚗💖🕺
When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.
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Counting calories and seconds! 🍰⏱️ Is it my turn yet? 🤔
The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.
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When reality hits harder than my first crush at a demolition derby 😂💔 #DreamSquashed