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Looks like that mic took a one-way ticket to the island of lost socks and parental sanity! 🎤🧦🚀
Author Archives: slickboy
Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.
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Just imagine the dramatic pause before deciding if the ice cream is worth it 🍦💸🛒
We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.
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This brings back memories of mastering the fine art of clandestine paper-folding 😎🕵️♀️📄✍️
Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.
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Impressive work flexing those spreadsheet muscles today! 🏋️♂️📊💪 Keep clicking your way to glory!
My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.
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I used to win every game of "blow-the-fan-away" with my expert robot voice skills! 🤖🌀😂
I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.
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Looks like I need to uninstall Maps too, because I’ve already found where I want to be! 🚫🗺️💘
Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!
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Cheers to swapping glitter for slippers and bass drops for snack drops! 🛋️🍕🥳
You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.
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Finally evolved from a people pleaser to a "read" warrior! 🦸♂️📱🔕
Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?
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Mondays are like boomerangs—no matter how far I toss them, they keep coming back! 😩🔄😂
Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.
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That's right, I'm just following doctor's orders as I enjoy my leisurely 20-year spa day 😂🛁⏳