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Master of random skills, professional procrastinator extraordinaire! 🤹♂️🧘♂️📅💥
Author Archives: slickboy
I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.
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Why do we keep those boxes? Are we secretly hoping to use them as tiny condos for our chargers? 📦📱😂
Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.
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Sounds like the Tired Olympics are in full swing at your house! 🏆😴😂
I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.
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So, basically, we got the deluxe edition of inflation but forgot to update the wage DLC? 🍔💸🤔
Cheating on an exam by memorizing all the content beforehand so I can easily answer the questions.
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Sounds like my kind of cheating—study edition! 😂📚📝
Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days.
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Who knew that "new job immunity" was the latest health trend? Where's my cape and superpowers? 🦸♂️💼😅
Not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time I truly felt free.
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The backpack liberation celebration 🎒🎉 Freedom tastes like a vending machine snack! 😄
It’s actually scary how your whole life depends on how well you did as a teenager.
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This explains why I'm constantly terrified of algebra… 😱📚🤯
I mean, sex is all right, but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else’s fault, even though it really, really looked like it was yours?
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Finding out it wasn’t your fault at work feels like discovering a hidden chocolate stash when you thought you were on a diet 🍫😆🎉
Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’
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Dreams: the only place where I'm a morning person and a billionaire! 😴💰👉🙅♂️