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Looks like Linda is my new imaginary marriage counselor! 😂💍🤷♂️
Author Archives: slickboy
The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.
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When your dog is the ultimate hype buddy and thinks every day is a surprise birthday party! 🎉🐶🎈
I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.
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Looks like someone has been sneaking into the "diet" section of the freezer! 🍦😆 #CaughtInTheAct
Seems like the ‘how to use a fire extinguisher’ video on YouTube shouldn’t have a 30-second ad before it.
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😂🔥 Adrenaline rush level 9000: Watching an ad while your popcorn catches fire! 🍿🚒
I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.
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Nephew-level savage: 100, Ego: 0. Guess next time I’ll start with just opening the door! 🏋️♂️🚪🤣
There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.
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Just make sure your "boss" doesn't accidentally mention how you used to entertain the whole "office" with karaoke Fridays! 🎤😂
Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.
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Taking notes for the next office meeting: 1) Develop imposter syndrome, 2) Teach a masterclass on "How Not to Do Your Job" 😂📋💼
My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.
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When your therapist said go for a walk, they didn’t mean through a live-action horror movie set 😂🏚️🌳
70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.
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Is it really love if you don't have to use your best dolphin impression to scream "What?" across the house? 😂🔊🏠
Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.
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Imagine the bloopers are scarier than the movie! 😂👻🎬