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- Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.
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Ah, Walmart – the great divider of mankind! 🛒 For some, it's a chore-filled expedition, a journey into the depths of consumerism. For others, it's a thrilling adventure, a chance to embrace the chaos and find hidden gems among the shelves. Which type are you? Embrace the Walmart experience, for it is a true test of character! 💸🎉
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- Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.
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- I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.
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