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Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Baby, no job is ever that serious for you to be a work snitch.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

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Shared recently on Slack:

Coffee is better when you have no work.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

Going viral on Pinterest:

If you send a man to war today, he’s gonna go there and take dark exposure aesthetic pics.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.

Just shared via Messenger:

Never underestimate my ability to effortlessly make something more difficult than it needs to be.

Live now on Discord:

Someone at work is gonna suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your phone, and it’s very important that you don’t listen to them.

Going viral on Discord:

Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

Spotted on WeChat:

Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

Trending via Telegram:

Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

15 Funny ads quotes

Funny ads quotes bring a burst of laughter 😂 to the world of marketing! They turn clever copy into memorable moments that stick with you 💡✨. Whether you’re a fan of witty wordplay or cheeky slogans, these gems add a playful twist to everyday ads 🎉. Ready to smile and get inspired? Let’s dive into the funniest lines that make brands unforgettable! 😄🚀

New funny ads quotes 👇

It’s so cold, I’m using Chrome instead of Firefox to read the news on my phone, because I need the ads to warm up my phone and hands.

6 days ago

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Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you.

1 week ago

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Every time I use a Windows computer, it’s like they built malware into the OS. Like, what do you mean there are ads in the start menu?

2 weeks ago

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So basically, companies pay YouTube to show ads, and we pay YouTube to not show ads.

2 months ago

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Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.

2 months ago

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The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

2 months ago

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If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

2 months ago

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Some people are like ads, just skip.

2 months ago

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Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

2 months ago

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Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

2 months ago

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11 shares on Pinterest this month:

After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

58 shares on Twitch this month:

Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

24 shares on Messenger this month:

Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

100 shares on X this month:

Drive as I say, not as I drive.

70 shares on YouTube this month:

You should be allowed to call out of work if you have a really bad nightmare.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

86 shares on Pinterest this month:

A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy.

59 shares on YouTube this month:

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

70 shares on YouTube this month:

Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

54 shares on Facebook this month:

Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.

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Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

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People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

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When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

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I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

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And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

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I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

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Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

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Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

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“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Enjoy the time between diapers!

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Threads:

I don’t think I’m allowed to be in public for over an hour.

Trending via Reddit:

I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

Going viral on TikTok:

Is it just my dad, or do all fathers watch videos on their phones with the volume full blast, with no concern for anyone else in the house?

Broadcasted on Threads:

At what age do I delete Snapchat?

Making waves on LinkedIn:

It’s funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 7 beers and 5 shots in two hours go down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

Just shared via X:

Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting well wishes for Christmas.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

Spotted on X:

Coffee doesn’t even work on me anymore. I just drink it because the taste tricks my brain into thinking I’m a functioning adult.

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