Funny ads quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

  Commentary:
  Oops, so you drunk-texted your ex, huh? 🍷📱 Don't panic! Just channel your inner hacker and flood their inbox with Bitcoin ads like a pro! 💻💰 Who said alcohol and technology don't mix well? 🤣 #HackYourWayOutOfAWildNight

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some people are like ads, just skip.

  Commentary:
  "🙄 Ain't nobody got time for boring content! Some people are like ads – you just gotta hit that skip button and move on with your life 😂✌️ #sorrynotsorry"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal struggle between the desire for rest and the annoyance of interruptions! 😴💤 Imagine trying to peacefully drift into the realm of dreams while being bombarded by ads for dream vacations, fluffy pillows, and noise-canceling earplugs. 🚫📺💰 It's like the ultimate marketing strategy – even in the land of nod, you can't escape the sales pitch! 😂✨ #SleepingWithAds

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

  Commentary:
  "Political ads out here like: 'Give us your cash so we can bombard you with more of our delightful propaganda!' 💸🎥 #PayToSuffer"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

  Commentary:
  "Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid 🥛💰… Yes, I'll take 10 of those ridiculously priced items. Who needs savings when you've got the charm of an old-timey dairy worker? 💁‍♀️🐄 #ShoppingLikeIts1889"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing the all-new 'AdTube' – because who needs plot twists when you can have product placements? 💸📺 #CashingInOnCommercials"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to hit that elusive X on ads is like playing a game of 'spot the speck'! 👀🕹️ Don't worry, you're not the only one feeling like you need a magnifying glass just to close those pesky pop-ups! 🔍🙅 #TheStruggleIsReal"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

  Commentary:
  Oh, ads – the ultimate chatty neighbor 🗣️ Be it when you're rushing out the door or just trying to enjoy some peace and quiet, they always seem to pop up with their unsolicited conversations! 🏡🙄 Just when you thought you had an escape plan, there they are again, ready to talk your ear off about the latest deals and products. 😂🤦‍♂️ Don't you just love their impeccable timing?

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

  Commentary:
  Seems like the advertisers believe in the saying, "straight to the point!" 😂 Chin up, you're not alone in receiving personalized ads that hit a little too close to home. Maybe it's time to show those ads who's boss and indulge in a giant slice of pizza instead! 🍕 #ChinFatStruggles

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