18 Funny adult life quotes

• Welcome to your 40’s: you have big plans tonight. No, you don’t.

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• Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

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• If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

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• No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

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• Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

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• Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

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• I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

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• Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

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• I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

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• After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

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