379 Funny age quotes

• At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

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  activity, age, bingo, fun, fun activity, game, meet, meet up, people, play, ready

• At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

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  20s, 30, age, early, early 20’s, generation, humor, least, looks, self-perception, still, youth

• In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

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  20s, 40s, age, big, deal, eating, health, healthy, humor, lifestyle, oh, realization

• Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

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  4, 4 billion years, age, billion, celebration, day, Earth, Earth Day, environment, every, happy, hotter, humor, nature, over, time, year, year’s

• When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

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  50, age, body, boy, doctor, eye, humor, i, lazy, lazy eye, me, rest, spread, time, young, young boy

• Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

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  age, children, dental, humor, milk, new, older, teeth, useful, usefulness, wisdom

• Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

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  age, always, bit, growth, humor, individuality, me, older, people, personality, self-awareness, strange

• Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

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  age, children, days, humor, just, know, little, little people, live, men, parenting, people, weight, women

• Back in my day, if you were 14 on the internet, you kept that to yourself.

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  14, age, back, day, humor, internet, media, nostalgia, privacy, secret, social, social media, teenager, yourself

• Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

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  age, career, career change, change, drug, drug kingpin, high, high school teacher, humor, i, inspiration, kingpin, old, possibility, remember, school, teacher, think, too, walter, Walter White, white

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