200 Funny animal quotes

• Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

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  animal, bawk, chicken, humor, joke, outside, pun, sound, think

• If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

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  animal, chicken, food, good, humor, irony, taste, understand, understanding

• A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

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  animal, bar, bartender, bring, camel, drinks, here, humor, joke, own, pun, situation, walks

• I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

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  animal, animal friend, Cinderella, fairy, fairy tale, friend, friends, happy, happy life, i, independence, life, makeup, man, relationship, shoe, should, tale, think, try

• Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

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  animal, canary, geography, humor, irony, island, isle, joke, know, same, thing, virgin, Virgin Isle, wordplay

• My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

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  animal, animal care, bear, better, care, diarrhea, getting, health, humor, me, problems, vet, woods, worry

• When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

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  animal, awww, cute, cute animal, humor, nature, observation, reaction, say, squirrel, wildlife

• I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

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  animal, animal behavior, anything, behavior, carefree, cat, confusion, front, frustration, house, house cat, humor, i, me, shit, simplicity, slap, understand, want

• If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

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  animal, biblical, bring, creativity, drama, every, humor, i, ID, just, Noah, storytelling

• My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

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  animal, animal comparison, comparison, favorite, football, hamsters, humor, players, sport, sport humor, water

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