180 Funny animal quotes

Funny animal quotes celebrate the delightful and often hilarious antics of our furry, feathered, and scaly friends! 🐾😂 From comical observations about their behaviors to witty remarks about their quirks, these quotes bring out the charm and humor in the animal kingdom. Enjoy a laugh and appreciate the fun side of our animal companions! 😄🐶

When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

Commentary:
"When I bark at a dog, all I can think is: 'Did I just ask him to do my taxes?' 🐶🗂️❓"

I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

Commentary:
"Me leaving the zoo like: 🐧🚗 'He followed me home, I swear!' 😂"

When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

Commentary:
"When you're the dealer and the cat's the house, and they demand to see your hands! 😹🃏👌"

I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

Commentary:
"When your bilingual skills impress the cat into speaking English, but he's still one step ahead! 🐱🗣️😂 #FluentInFeline"

I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

Commentary:
"G'day, mate! Nothing like a hearty kangaroo stew after a hopping good workout! 🥊🐨🥘"

Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, I'm just the live-in butler for two tiny fur dictators! 🐾🏡😺"

Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

Commentary:
"BRB, going full burrito mode! 🌯😂 #CanIBorrowThatBlanket"

Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

Commentary:
"Just waiting for my Fitbit to start demanding I feed it, or worse, clean up after it! 😂🐾 #HumanGochi"

Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

Commentary:
"Finally mastering the art of reverse psychology—cat edition! 😹🐾🍣"

I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

Commentary:
"Sign me up for Goat Life! 🐐 Ready to leap into the weekend hooves-first, munching snacks and settling disputes the head-butting way! 😂🙌"

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