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6 months ago
Share →: If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

Commentary:
"Imagine the aliens showing up at dawn like, 'Surprise! 👽☀️' and you're just there in your pajamas like, 'Can you abduct me after I hit snooze at least?' Good morning, universe! 😂☕️"
6 months ago
Share →: Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Commentary:
When your body is ready to doze off but your brain suddenly becomes a 24/7 idea factory 🤯💭 Good luck trying to count sheep with that much brainpower on overdrive! 😂🐑 #SleeplessInBrain-lanta
6 months ago
Share →: If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate in car comfort – a steering wheel pillow! 😴🚗 Who needs a nap pod when you have a trusty automobile to catch some Z's? Just be sure to dream of open roads and not road closures! 😂 #NapGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

Commentary:
"Why is it that when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle, it’s considered adorable, but when I do it, suddenly it’s 'concerning'? 🍼😴 Maybe I just like to fall asleep prepared for a midnight snack emergency!"
6 months ago
Share →: Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

Commentary:
"Sounds like a riveting morning adventure – the thrilling saga of the sweater struggle! 😴🧥 Who knew getting dressed could be such an adrenaline rush? Stay strong, brave sweater warrior! 💪😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

Commentary:
Looks like the weather controller decided to binge-watch some TV shows instead of doing their job! 🌦️😴 Next time, they might want to set an alarm ⏰ before they snooze off on us! #WeatherFail
6 months ago
Share →: Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

Commentary:
"Good morning to all the early birds out there, flying high while the rest of us dream about hitting the snooze button for the 100th time! 😴🐦 Rise and shine…or just rise and hope for more coffee ☕️ #SleepyHead"
6 months ago
Share →: I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the secret to a good night's sleep was hiding in divorce papers all along? 😴💔 Sweet dreams, ex-couples! Maybe it's the newfound peace and quiet… or the lack of someone stealing the blankets. 🛌🤣 #SleepingLikeABaby"
6 months ago
Share →: Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

Commentary:
"Seriously brain, you had ONE job! 😂 Can't even handle the simplest task of chilling out and hitting snooze. 🧠🚫💤 #sleeplessnightwoes"
$Funny asleep quotes - Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’$

6 months ago
Share →: Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

Commentary:
"Who needs a calculator when you have insomnia? 💤➗💭 You become a human mathematician, crunching numbers in your head all night trying to figure out the elusive equation of sleep time. Just remember, counting sheep does not count as a valid mathematical method! 🐑😂 #SleeplessStruggles"