Funny astrology quotes

Funny astrology quotes offer a humorous look at the stars and their influence on our lives. ✨😆 From witty remarks about zodiac signs to playful jabs at horoscopes, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of cosmic predictions. Enjoy a laugh and see the humor in the alignment of the stars! 😂🌌

3 weeks ago
View →: I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.
3 months ago
View →: My bank account is also in retrograde.
3 months ago
View →: Is Mercury in reggaeton?
4 months ago
View →: Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.
4 months ago
View →: Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.
4 months ago
View →: Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.
4 months ago
View →: I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.
5 months ago
View →: I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

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