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"When the moon is out there herding wolves, women, and waves, you know it's under a lot of pressure! ๐๐บ๐๐ฉโ๐ฆฐ"
Funny astrology quotes
Funny astrology quotes offer a humorous look at the stars and their influence on our lives. โจ๐ From witty remarks about zodiac signs to playful jabs at horoscopes, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of cosmic predictions. Enjoy a laugh and see the humor in the alignment of the stars! ๐๐
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- My bank account is also in retrograde.
- Iโm a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.
- Is Mercury in reggaeton?
- I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that Iโm a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, itโs probably just that Mercuryโs in retrograde again.
- Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.
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Well, if Mercury is in reggaeton, then I guess even the planets need to spice up their dance moves every now and then! Who knew that the solar system had such a groovy side to it? Just imagine Mercury busting out some Reggaeton moves while orbiting the sun – now that's a celestial dance party we'd all love to crash!
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- I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.
- My bank account is also in retrograde.
- Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.
- Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.
- Iโm a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.
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