Funny quotes astrology

Funny astrology quotes

Funny astrology quotes offer a humorous look at the stars and their influence on our lives. From witty remarks about zodiac signs to playful jabs at horoscopes, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of cosmic predictions. Enjoy a laugh and see the humor in the alignment of the stars!

My bank account is also in retrograde.

1 month ago

Is Mercury in reggaeton?

2 months ago

Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

3 months ago

Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

3 months ago

Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

3 months ago

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

3 months ago

I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

3 months ago