79 Funny attitude quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a thermostat when you have haters to let you know you're on fire? 🔥😄 #HotterThanHaters #BurninUp"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a budget when you have a heart full of courage and a wallet full of receipts? 💸💪 Live life on the wild side… of spending! 😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

  Commentary:
  "Can you even imagine being this cool and collected? 😎 One hand casually in the pocket, doling out high fives like it's no big deal 🖐️. Talk about handling haters with finesse! 🤣 #TooChillForDrama"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

  Commentary:
  🚶‍♂️💨 "When you're late for work, just remember: walk in like you own the place and blame it on traffic with a poker face. Bonus points if you throw in some dramatic sighs and eye rolls for added effect! Who said being fashionably late couldn't be a comedy show in itself? 😂 #LateButFabulous"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: “I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like someone is really taking that carefree attitude to the next level! 🤷‍♂️💁‍♂️ It seems like he's making sure everyone knows just how little he cares. Maybe he's just trying to stay zen in a chaotic world, or maybe he's just really good at pushing people's buttons! 😂 #ZeroCaresGiven

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

  Commentary:
  😄😏 "Keep smiling, it makes people wonder if you've just discovered a secret stash of chocolate hidden in the office 😂🍫 Who knew that a simple grin could be so mysterious and intriguing? Keep 'em guessing, superstar!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

  Commentary:
  "Today's motto: Be as bold and fearless as a 4-year old rocking a Batman cape! 💪🦇 Just remember, confidence is key… and maybe a cape too! 😄 #UnleashYourInnerSuperhero"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, my life is too chaotic to follow instructions. Even my planner doesn't listen to me 😂🤷‍♂️ #RebelWithoutACause"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! Here's a cheeky commentary for you: "According to the scientific theory of sass, the smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude – it's like physics, but way more fabulous! 💁‍♀️💥 #AttitudeMatters"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

  Commentary:
  "Embrace your quirks like a boss and strut your weirdness with pride! 🌟 Own that awkward dance move or bizarre hobby – confidence is the key to standing out in a world full of wannabes! 🤪💃 #WeirdAndProud"

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