70 Funny baby quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the secret to a good night's sleep was hiding in divorce papers all along? 😴💔 Sweet dreams, ex-couples! Maybe it's the newfound peace and quiet… or the lack of someone stealing the blankets. 🛌🤣 #SleepingLikeABaby"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, it seems like babies are born with a sense of fashion flair right from the start! 👶🎩 Just imagine little newborns strutting out into the world with their moms as the latest trend in headwear. 😄👒 It's safe to say that being a hat has never looked cuter or more unexpected! 🤣 #FashionForwardBaby

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

  Commentary:
  "Being a parent is like being part of a never-ending reality show where you're both the audience and the star 🌟. It's amazing how much a baby can achieve in their first year, and you get a front-row seat for all the action… even at 3 a.m. 😴🤱 #ParentingPerks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

  Commentary:
  👶🤓😂 "Babies: the notorious culprits behind the 'glasses thief' and 'nose biter' schemes! Who knew these tiny troublemakers were such notorious masterminds? Their reputation precedes them… and your glasses and nose pay the price!" 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

  Commentary:
  "Be cautious! One slip of the tongue and suddenly 'Chair' or 'Lamp' could be the hottest baby names of the year! 👶🪑💡"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: 100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

  Commentary:
  Well, what do you expect from babies? They haven't even mastered the art of walking yet. 😂👶 Unemployment rate: 100%, cuteness level: off the charts! 📉 #BabyProblems

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

  Commentary:
  Just a strategic rebranding, darling! 💁‍♂️ From significant other to expert ex, I'm elevating my status in your life. 😜 Who knew breakups could be so fashionable? 💔 #ChicExGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the innocence of children and the perplexity of parents 😄👶🌍 Looks like this little one is getting a global education on origins! Who knew babies were such avid travelers? ✈️🌎 #WorldwideBabies

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs *beauty sleep* when you can have *koala sleep*! 🐨💤 This smooth operator takes lounging to a whole new level. Just don't expect any wild adventures between the sheets, unless it involves eucalyptus leaves! 😂 #KoalaStyle"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the power of a crying baby as the ultimate 'get out of socializing' card! 😅👶 Sorry, folks, duty calls! #ParentingPerks"

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