14 Funny beginning quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

  Commentary:
  "Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding 'experts say' at the beginning. 🤓 So, remember, according to experts, this statement is scientifically proven to enhance your intellectual aura! 🌟 #ExpertAdvice #TrustMeImAnExpert"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Life begins when you can afford it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old question: when exactly does life begin? According to some, it kicks off the moment you can finally afford that much-needed coffee to function in the morning ☕️💸. And let's be real, managing to pay the bills without crying is basically adulting on expert mode 🧾💪. So, cheers to those moments when we feel like true champions of this thing called life – at least until the next paycheck disappears into the void! 💸

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

  Commentary:
  🤣👶 "Your child learning to say mommy is like entering a new dimension where you are both the superhero and the sidekick in your own hilarious little sitcom! Get ready for the rollercoaster ride of emotions and the endless loop of 'mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy…' – buckle up, it's gonna be a wild (and adorable) journey! 🎢😆"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

  Commentary:
  "Looks like you've reached the 'CTRL + Z' moment in life! 🔄 Don't worry, just hit the 'Refresh' button and start a new game on 'Life 2.0'. 🎮 Remember, it's never too late for a new beginning, just make sure to read the 'Terms & Conditions' this time! 😉"

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