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I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

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Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now.

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Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

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I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

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An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

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I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

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I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

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Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

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Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

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A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

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Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

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I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

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Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

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Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

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You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

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Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

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A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.

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Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

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I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures.

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I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

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All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

70 shares on Messenger this month:

Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

75 shares on Slack this month:

The rumors of my will to live have been greatly exaggerated.

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

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We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

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Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

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I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

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So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

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Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away.

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If you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia, you risk getting stoned.

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I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

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Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

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If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

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Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

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Please try to schedule meetings around my need for attention.

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I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

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Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.

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It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.

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Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

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I don’t get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am.

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4 out 3 people struggle with math.

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I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

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Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

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Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

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Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

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I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

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