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Funny bible quotes bring a lighthearted twist to timeless wisdom, making ancient stories feel fresh and relatable ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“–. They show that even sacred texts have moments of humor, proving faith and laughter go hand in hand ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜„. Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening your day, these witty gems remind us that joy is a divine gift ๐ŸŽ‰โœจ. Get ready to smile and see the Bible in a whole new way! ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ’ฌ

Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

Posted onMar 17, 2025

The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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