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Funny bible quotes

Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

4 weeks ago

The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

2 months ago

The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

3 months ago

College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

3 months ago

I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

3 months ago

A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

3 months ago

At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

3 months ago

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday. - 17 folks are currently viewing this quote.
You can reach me by butterfly. - 6 folks are currently viewing this quote.
I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge. - 8 folks are currently viewing this quote.
Later is the best time to do anything. - 13 folks are currently viewing this quote.
It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up. - 6 folks are currently viewing this quote.

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