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My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.

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Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

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Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

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Either the tables are going to turn, or I’m going to flip them.

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Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

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I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

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That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

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I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

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Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

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Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

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I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

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Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

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Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

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I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

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People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

Making waves on Messenger:

My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

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I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

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Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

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These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

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People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

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It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

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I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

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I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

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The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

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Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

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I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

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If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

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Relationship status: I love my bed.

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Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

Spotted on Instagram:

If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

Just shared via Discord:

Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

Just shared via TikTok:

The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

Trending via TikTok:

I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

Making waves on Instagram:

As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

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Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

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Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

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