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13 Funny bodily quotes

Funny bodily quotes are the perfect way to laugh at the quirks of our amazing bodies πŸ€ͺπŸ’ͺ From sneezes that surprise us to the mysterious rumblings of our tummies πŸ”πŸ€­, these witty sayings celebrate all the hilarious moments our bodies throw our way. Get ready to giggle and embrace the silly side of being human with some seriously LOL-worthy vibes! πŸ˜‚βœ¨

I always need to pee, but it’s just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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