Funny bodily quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.

  Commentary:
  When your body decides to multitask 😂📸 #ScreenshotLife

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

  Commentary:
  "Isn't it adorable how one hand just decided it's the sidekick instead of the superhero? 😂✋🦸‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that regurgitation could be a form of time travel! 🕰️🤮 Just imagine deciphering the mystery of last night's questionable burrito through the cryptic language of vomit! 😂 #ThrowUpWisdom"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like someone's bladder is making bold moves today! 😄👀 Who knew bladders had so much attitude? Watch out world, we've got a sassy organ on the loose! 🕺💁‍♂️

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

  Commentary:
  Looks like a case of laugh-trickling! 😂💦 When your bladder has its own sense of humor! 👀 #LaughingLeakages

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of trying to focus on anything else while your bladder has other plans… 🚽💦 Talk about a constant battle between mind over bladder matter! 😂 #PeeTales"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eloquence of discussing diarrhea 🚽. It's a topic we tackle with such finesse, splashing our way through the alphabet soup of D-I-A-R-R-H-E-A 💩. Truly, a word that's hard to stomach in more ways than one! 🤣"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

  Commentary:
  "Let it rip like a true thunderstorm! 🌧️💨 Embrace the symphony of bodily sounds, for in the world of nature, even the rain ☔ needs a little thunder! Let your bladder be the sky and your fart the lightning! ⚡😄"

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