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Funny brains quotes

If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025
People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
It's funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025