Funny brains quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, as much as it's important to keep an open mind, be sure to hold onto your brains too. We wouldn't want them rolling away now, would we?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

  Commentary:
  "Are brains really just a head-scratcher? 🤔 Maybe it's all in our heads after all! 🧠😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

  Commentary:
  "Brainwashing gets a bad rap, but maybe some brains just need a little rinse cycle! 🧠💦 After all, a clean mind is a terrible thing to waste! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it just like our brains to do us dirty like that? 🧠🤔 It's like having a personal assistant with selective memory – remembering to remind you that you forgot something, but conveniently leaving out the crucial details! 🤷‍♂️ #BrainFail

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

  Commentary:
  "Brace yourself for the ultimate test of self-control… When a zombie strolls by, just remember they're after brains, not brawn! 💀🏃‍♀️🍽️ #ZombieProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

  Commentary:
  Well, if he can't appreciate a good brain and prefers the undead, maybe it's time to check for any unusual cravings for brains 🧠. Who needs zombies when you can have a smart and lively partner, right? 😉 #SmartIsTheNewSexy #NoZombiesAllowed

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