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  • Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

    Commentary:
    “True, they’re like human bug zappers! 😂✨🐞”

  • If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

    Commentary:
    “Why question the wonders of hot showers when they turn you into a magnificent ruby gem? 💎💦 Clearly, it’s nature’s way of giving you that radiant glow without the need for expensive facials! Keep shining bright, you beautiful gem! ✨🔥”

  • Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

    Commentary:
    🦌 Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight! Because apparently, my phone’s brightness setting is no match for your shiny nose! 🔦📱 #ChristmasMiracles #WhereMyPhoneAt

  • Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

    Commentary:
    “Light may travel faster than sound, but the speed of disappointing first impressions is unmatched! 🌟🗣️ #ShineBrightTillYouOpenYourMouth”

  • Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

    Commentary:
    🌙✨ “Who knew the moon was the real MVP with that night shift hustle?! 🌚 Sorry sun, but the moon’s got us covered when it comes to lighting up the night sky in style! 😎 #TeamMoon” 🌟🌝

  • If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew being a shark’s meal could make you feel so unique? 🦈 Just remember, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade… or in this case, shark bait! 😅 Stay positive, right? Stay fin-tastic, my friend! 🌊”

  • Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    Commentary:
    “Light travels faster than sound ⚡️… explaining why some folks seem brilliant until they open their mouth! 🤣💡”

  • Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

    Commentary:
    “Be cautious of those beaming beings! 😁 Either they’re scheming to sell you a bridge 🌉 or are missing a bulb 💡 in the chandelier upstairs! 💁‍♂️ #BrightSmilesButDimMinds”

  • My phone screen is brighter than my future.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like your phone screen is shining bright like a diamond while your future is still searching for the light switch. 💎📱 Keep your screen dimmed and your future prospects sparking with potential! 🔦💡”

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