12 Funny bright quotes

• Rudolph’s bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa’s visibility in dense fog.

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  1 month ago

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• Christmas lights: the only thing bright around here besides my personality.

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  1 month ago

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• My favorite color is sunshine.

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  2 months ago

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• Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

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  2 months ago

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• If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

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  2 months ago

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• Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

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  2 months ago

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• Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

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  2 months ago

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• Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

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  2 months ago

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• If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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  2 months ago

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• Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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  3 months ago

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